十二月初二

有人说, 只有两个词的推荐是没人看的. 那么我尝试着写得长一点....

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1982年, monty python发行电影"Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl", 他们在好莱坞碗的演出实录. monty python们表演了众多他们的经典桥段, 其中就包括这首调侃诸位大哲学家的"Bruces' Philosophers Song"(或者简称为philosophers song).

monty python是一个六人组合, 来自英国. 他们在六七十年代以电视喜剧短剧Monty Python's Flying Circus出名. 他们后来制作的电影, 如Monty Python and the Holy Grail(巨蟒与圣杯), Monty Python's The Meaning of Life等, 更让他们享誉世界(反正偶是先看的电影).monty python喜欢歪用典故--用宅话说就是吐槽, 整体风格幽默夸张而超现实.

歌名Bruces' Philosophers Song 出自Monty Python's Flying Circus Ep22中的段子"Bruces sketch". 说的是几个虚构的澳大利亚哲学教授的故事. 他们都叫bruce, 都酷爱啤酒, 都及其讨厌同性恋.... 但是电视剧中并没有这歌.

歌中唱到: 康德总是站不稳. 海德格尔是一个爱喝酒的叫花子. 叔本华, 海格尔, 维根斯坦和施莱格尔统统嗜酒如命. 穆勒有自由意志, 喝半品脱姜汁啤酒就晕菜(吐槽他的"论自由"). 柏拉图能忍耐, 每天都要喝半筐. 笛卡尔个醉鬼, 我喝故我在. 这些个哲学家有些确实善饮, 有些则其实滴酒不沾. 至于片中monty python们往台下扔的, 是货真价实的啤酒....



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歌词全文:
written by Eric Idle
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach yer
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed


PS: 刚写的时候imdb居然上不去了.... 所以电影都木有链接.